| You got it square in the face, didn't help. I wish for less nogg |
| You get less nogg in one mug, more nogg in another! I wish I could stop injuring myself super often :'( |
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| granted but u never recover from any injury afflictted to you i wish i could have enough money to say money doesnt buy happiness |
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| You do, but for a short period of time to the point where you don't even get to enjoy it to the point of saying it never bought you happiness. I wish I was better at video games.. >.> |
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| Granted, boring single player games with which no-one else can share any such joy. I wish I didn't get trolled by my pants :'< |
| You don't get trolled by your pants anymore, but they trolls troll your new pants instead! I wish I was always strong willed and courageous! |
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| Granted, but as the new overlord.... no-one else is and you're surrounded by whimpering cowards and fools. I wish for all da magic cards. |
| You have them, but they're all licked, torn in half, and burnt. I wish for a good night's sleep. |
| Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths, Enwrought with golden and silver light, The blue and the dim and the dark cloths Of night and light and the half light, I would spread the cloths under your feet: But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - WB Yeats |
| granted, but the sleep is so good and u never will get it again leaving you in despair i wish that people would trust me more >_> |
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| Granted, they "would' buuutt...... y'know~ I wish for more Sreinas |
| Granted but they are all 115 years old and all die within a minute of existence. I wish for a cabinet to store booze that won't stick out like a sore thumb. |
| Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths, Enwrought with golden and silver light, The blue and the dim and the dark cloths Of night and light and the half light, I would spread the cloths under your feet: But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - WB Yeats |
| Granted, but it gets stolen and your house/apartment burns down during the robbery. I wish to visit my family for Christmas. |
| You do, but your all of your family members have forgotten about your existence due to some odd alien circumstances and they don't welcome you back (; - ; ) I wish I could sleep in Laby's arms every night after a lot of cuddling and loving each other! |
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| Granted, just the arms doe. I wish for the same but without any amount/form of corruption. |
| Granted, but you sleep in your own arms every night already. You're all alone. :'( I wish for thanksgiving plans. |
| Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths, Enwrought with golden and silver light, The blue and the dim and the dark cloths Of night and light and the half light, I would spread the cloths under your feet: But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - WB Yeats |
| Granted, but you can't really construct thanksgiving with these 3rd rate plans done with crayons. I wish I was less lazy and made wishes that make sense. |
| You do, but they take you sooo much time that this thread has already been closed.. I wish I was making out with Laby right now instead of playing Overwatch :'( |
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| Granted, but you're not playing OW anymore and Laby is deded, you borked him. I wish for bread. |
| Granted, but it's gluten free and tastes awful. I wish to no longer have a stiff neck. |
| Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths, Enwrought with golden and silver light, The blue and the dim and the dark cloths Of night and light and the half light, I would spread the cloths under your feet: But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - WB Yeats |
| Granted, you have no neck :'< I wish for all the things |
| You have everything, but nobody :'( I wish my tummy ache could go away (; - ;) |
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| Granted, but it's going away with you on holiday :'< I wish for bed. |
| Granted, but you are served bed for dinner.. I wish I had a pastel pink and blue room~ |
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| Granted...... had <.< I wish for less mini-cat being a bish |
| Mini cat dies and all of you and your family develop allergies to all sorts of different furry animals (and well, furries >.>) I wish I could eat as much as I wanted without getting fat/sick or unhealthy. |
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| Granted.... big, ill and less than healthy. I wish for nuggies galore |
| Granted, but you drown in them :'( I wish I was confident enough to take sexy pictures and good at doing so when it comes down to it :0 |
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| Granted, but you're taking them straight out of a magazine whilst picking up stuff from the convenience store <.< I wish for less eeuugghh |
| Less eeuugghh but more UGH!!! I wish I had perfect and pretty nails all the time! |
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| Granted, but only due to maintaining them 24/7 I wish for da bes' |
| The best only for yourself and agony to everybody else around you :'( mean I wish I could visit London. |
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| Granted, could.... I wish for the besterest, physically, now :'< |
| Granted, and as it turns out, "besterest" is the name of a demonic being from another dimension that will destroy all living species on earth in 8 days via a poisonous gas emitted from pores along its neck that can permeate even the thickest of walls or deepest of oceans OR eating them alive for funsies. I wish for a sign. |
...better to be hated for what you are than loved for something you are not. |
| Granted, but it says you must be this tall to ride this roller coaster. I wish for an adult. |
| Granted, and you instantly regret it because adults are no fun. I wish for more time. |
...better to be hated for what you are than loved for something you are not. |
I wish for better control over my feelings. |
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| Granted, your feelings now come in hungry and tired. I wish for something delish. |
| Granted, you are now delicious to yourself (and everything else tastes terrible). So matter where you go, there's also something tasty nearby. I wish for being a better worker |
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| granted but you become a robot with no feelings and you can never experience human emotions again i wish i could sleep for a long time in a different timespace dimension so i can stop wasting time sleeping in this dimension and have more room for activities |
| Granted, but time passes 10000 times more quickly in the nap dimension, so after 8 hours of sleep 10 years will have passed in the real world. Also you're unable to sleep normally so you essentially have to Rip Van Winkle yourself every night I wish I could spend all my time pursuing my hobbies without having to worry about making money |
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| Granted, your children or family are guna have to pick up the debt doe :3 I wish for fresher fish. |
| Granted, your memory becomes so good that every embarrassing, revolting, and/or tragic event of your life haunts you in your every waking moment. I wish for the ability to summon any food I wanted at any time, free of charge. |
...better to be hated for what you are than loved for something you are not. |
| Granted, now every time you get hungry some tantalizingly delicious food will be unconsciously summoned, however you are never able to actually eat any. I wish for some unexpected good luck |
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| Granted, only upon death since you're expecting this to happen from the point in time it's granted. I wish for a refund on Genie. |
| Granted, you receive a refund in form of store credit in a store that only sells Genie. I wish for stronger ankles. |
| Granted, 80KG ankles of steel! I wish for my tongue to be less racist to me :'< |
| Granted, you can only talk about yourself on April 1st. I wish I had a battle tank. |
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| Granted, but its made of plastic and it's for small children. You are still excited about it, and want to drive it to your work/school. I wish I could become a succesfull boardgame designer and earn tons of money from it alone. |
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