A Tale of Two Food Groups

• You have been connected with a partner. • Your partner is a Carrot from interested in: any. • YOU: Hi! • PARTNER: Hello! • YOU: How are you? • PARTNER: I am great! • PARTNER: How are you? • YOU: I'm doing well thanks! • YOU: What is it like being a carrot? • YOU: I've always wanted to know • PARTNER: Its hard to explain • PARTNER: But when u go underground it feels amazing • PARTNER: But i never do • PARTNER: As i am a special carrot • YOU: Aw, that sounds so sad :( • PARTNER: Dont worry it is not • YOU: What makes you different than other carrots? • YOU: Size? Shape> colour? • PARTNER: Its sort of a secret • YOU: Hi-mi-tsu? • PARTNER: But maybe i can tell you • PARTNER: I am the carrot of doom • YOU: Doom? Like Space Marine hunting demons from hell Doom? • PARTNER: When i curse people i turn purple • PARTNER: I hunt the carrot eaters • YOU: So you're saying that curses turn you into a beat? • PARTNER: And aim to overtake the world • YOU: whew its good i don't EAT carrots • PARTNER: No no just a purple carrot • YOU: but, if you're purple, and go in the ground then you're a beat not a carrot • YOU: wait wait • YOU: ARE YOU LYING TO ME • YOU: YOU ARE NO CARROT • YOU: I'VE BEEN CATFISHED • PARTNER: But i do not go into the ground! • YOU: I can't believe this • YOU: I trusted you carrot! • PARTNER: I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW • YOU: :''( • PARTNER: I AM THE GREATEST CARROT TO HAVE EXISTED • YOU: lies • YOU: I can't believe you anymore • YOU: I'm not sure how we can rebuild the trust in our relationship... • PARTNER: POWER COMES WITH SACRIFICE • YOU: I WOULD SACRAFICE SO MANY POTATOES TO REGAIN THIS TRUST! • YOU: BUT THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH POTATOES IN THE WORLD *sobs* • PARTNER: *tosses potaoes at you* • YOU: *quivers and cowers in fear* Carrot nooo. please, all i wanted to do was love you • YOU: but... but i can't anymore • PARTNER: Why would you want to love carrot • YOU: CARROTS AREN'T GOOD FOR YOUR EYES CUZ I AM CRYING LIKE A BABY • PARTNER: STOP CRYING • YOU: Its too late.... i've become dehydrated from the tears • YOU: the only thing.... • YOU: the only thing that can save me.... • YOU: is • YOU: is.... • YOU: carrot juice... • YOU: Carrot... will you... sacrafice yourself for me? • PARTNER: You trying to get my juice?! • YOU: I NEED THE JUICE TO LIVE • PARTNER: I will never sacrefice myself! I AM THE CARROT GOD *Grabs a peasant carrot and juices it up for you* • YOU: NO ITS NOT THE SAME • PARTNER: There there • YOU: AND YOU LIED AGAIN • YOU: YOU SAID YOU WERE THE CARROT OF DOOM • YOU: NOT GOD • PARTNER: YOU ARE THE LIER • YOU: I KNEW IT • YOU: I KNEW IT • YOU: I'm changing religions • PARTNER: YOU ARENT EVEN A CARROT • PARTNER: HOW COULD I TRUST YOU • PARTNER: YOU FEMALE SPECIE • YOU: In lieu of this new development I have decided to travel east to find the messaih • YOU: He is known as Juniper and is of the berry family • YOU: I hear the fruit kingdom is actually healthier... • PARTNER: All lies and slander! • YOU: I swear I will defeat you one day carrot god! • YOU: I'll rise to the top of the food group, and change reality with my OWN hands • PARTNER: DEFEAT? ME? NEVER! • PARTNER: I KNOW YOU SECRETLY LOVE ME • PARTNER: SO YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT ME • YOU: Don't.... don't toy with my feelings! I LOVE YOU SO I HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO END IT • YOU: I can not allow myself to falter in this quest! • YOU: there is now Trough low enough, and no tree high enough to keep me from defeating you! • YOU: As you say i am just a girl specie, but i swear i will achieve goals beyond your expectations! • PARTNER: *Launches flaming cartots at you* • YOU: Apple Soliders Raise your shields! • YOU: *Banna Barriers Raised* • PARTNER: Fruits have to much sugar, we just hide in the shadows untim your rush has ran out • PARTNER: Mohahahah • PARTNER: *stealths* • YOU: Quick cocnuts try to find them from the trees! • PARTNER: *sneaks up behind you and carrot stabs your heart, sacrificing myself but cursing you of eternal carrot love* • YOU: ahhhhhhhhhhh *falls to the ground* • YOU: Carrot! how... how could you? • YOU: *tomatoes hurdle around bodies • YOU: The the tomatoe king... • PARTNER: Carrot god secretly always loved you • YOU: And i loved you Carrot God....Let us hope... that the tomoatoes, the ones who could never pick a side between the fruit and vegetables can lead both our nations into equality • YOU: *coughs blood* • PARTNER: Yes indeed, for the glory of ketchup! • YOU: PRAISE......be.... *dies* • PARTNER: Nuuuuuuuuuu! • YOU: *epic pan out on the scene* • YOU: *sad music plays with fadeout* • YOU: AND SCENE • YOU: Perfect Perfect. Great job everyone • PARTNER: 10/10 • YOU: You sir • YOU: oh my you sir • YOU: What is your name • YOU: This is getting published • YOU: Broadway • YOU: 10 cities • PARTNER: Billy • YOU: Leonardo dicrapio • YOU: I'm Taylor • YOU: I can see it now • YOU: Billy and Tayl • YOU: Billy and Taylor's "A Tale of two food groups" • PARTNER: Billy dicraptio and Taylor swaft • PARTNER: We will win all the oscars