Retards Anonymous

Jon: Just go ahead and try, see, look how silly this is! You have to like—(glitch ensues)—Oh. Oh, oh, oh. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. (starts cracking up) Okee—(Arin gets up)—Arin, don't leave! Arin, don't-! (door slam) (beat) AAAAAAAAAAARRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN! I LOVE YOOOOUUUUU! Arin: NO! I'M FUCKING DONE! I'M FUCKING DONE! Jon: (laughing) No, you're not! Arin: THIS IS BULLSHIT! THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! Jon: (devolves further into laughter as Knuckles glitches out some more) Arin, I can't get off! Arin: WHAT IS THIS?! Jon: (laughing worsens) I CAN'T GET OFF! Arin: WHAT IS THIS?!?! Jon: (still laughing) I'M STUCK! Arin: WHAT IS MY LIFE?!? (laughter) Arin: I CAN'T DO IT, JON! Jon: I CAN'T, EEEITHER! Arin: (crying) I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE—! Jon: WELL I'LL TELL YA WHAT, ARIN! YOU CAN GIVE UP NOW! OR YOU CAN FIGUREITOUT! BECAUSE I CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITH YOU, AND I KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT ME. Arin: I appreciate it!...but look what we're dealing with, man! Jon: Arin— Arin: You gotta draw the line somewhere! Jon: Arin, we— Arin: You gotta draw the FUCKING line in the sand, dude! Jon: Arin, we— Arin: You gotta make a statement! You gotta look inside yourself and say, "What am I willing to put up with today?" NOT FUCKING THIS! (Jon finally frees Knuckles) Jon: I'M OOOOOOOOOFFF! I'M SUPERMA—I BELIEEVE I CAN FLYYYYY! (laughing) I believe—Arin, that was a beautiful little moment we just had.