Petition against CraveOnline's censorship of avant-garde anime journalism

Yukariki, said:
To my dearest Kazuki Yanagawa, The splendid, magnificent, awe-inspiring, awesome, epic show is better than the awful, odious, revolting, repulsive game because the show's script is largely improved from the non-existent one in the game. And the OST is done by two of the newest GUST composers including you my love, so it retains that Atelier feel. But the show looks like butt though. Look at the MAL cover: it looks like butt. This is my personal opinion: I suggest contacting Itaru Hinoue. She'd probably do a better job. Also, other personal opinions include: Get the Escha vita game if you're interested in the game. I think that's about it. Let me make it creative. GeT tHe ViTa GaMe iF yOu"rE iNtErEsTeD iN tHe GaMe. You're welcome for this creative review with personal opinions. I made sure to follow the rules this time. Just kidding: Actually, it's about ethics in anime journalism.

CraveOnline said:
Dear customer, Allow us to express our eternal gratitude for contributing to MyAnimeList.net. However, we are regretful to say that your review has been removed. Please take note of our review guidelines, which explicitly state that writing funny reviews is prohibited. Should you have any question regarding our decision, please feel free to call our customer service or to send an email to support@craveonline.com. I remain, Sir, your faithful and obedient servant, [redacted] CraveOnline representative