The Modem Mingler Coalition

Equipped with his DDOS knife and a jar of peanut butter, Thai "DDOS" Nguyen is armed to the teeth. Under the cover of night, the vigilante smears countless modems with his highly laggy peanut butter, claiming countless victims until they DCed. Highly wanted by the FBI branch "BoredAussies", he was present on almost every banlist that was ever made. Our resisdent stats man, a man who has fallen victim to this DDos more times than mikey says "mudda", has estimated the amount of modems that have been smeared by peanut butter to be as large as the number of meters between Thai's legs. "Not DDosed by Thai Minh again!" Alan "peanut butter modem" Ly. "Why do i smell peanut butter.... AND HOW DO I PLAY SNIPER WITH 765 PING?!?" Henry "why do they aim me" Li. "No matter how many times i put him onto my banlist he just keeps coming back" Kevin "Thai is the only person on his banlist" Tang