The Holy Church of Nisah

Welcome Brothers, Welcome Sisters. It is here we come to pray unto Holy Nisah, who is not man, Holy Nisah who is not woman, but the Holy Nisah is neither but one. It is here we come pray to Nisah for a bountiful harvest and a joyous summer day. Let us hold hands and embrace unto the Neither Who Is Pure and embrace the Ten Commandments of Holy Nisah: 1. Thou Shalt Not Have No Nisah Before Me 2. Thou Shalt Not Make Unto Thee any False Uguu~ 3. Thou Shalt Not Take the Name of The NEITHER Thy Nisah in Vain 4. Remember the Nisah Day, to Keep it Senpai 5. Honour Thy Nisah, Who is Thy Mother and Thy Father 6. Thou Shalt Not Like Amphibians, Reptiles or Insects 7. Thou Shalt Not Commit Public Exercise 8. Thou Shalt Not Send Off Negative Vibes 9. Thou Shalt Not Bear False Hauu~ nanodesu Against Thy Fellow Weeb 10. Thou Shalt Not Enjoy Dirt of Any Kind PRAISE THE NISAH, DRINK THE NISAH, BE THE NISAH!