The Anti-Brony Brotherhood

Man, I see a generation of memers with the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation reading clopfics, watching clop; slaves of a sick, perverse machine. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic has men watching a show for pre-pubescent girls, clopping their lives away. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war against scum and villainy... our Great Depression is our lives. They've all been watching My Little Pony to believe that one day they'd actually have real-life friends. But they won't. And they're slowly learning that fact. And they're very, very pissed off. We at the Anti-Brony Brotherhood are here to convey that essential truth. There is a life of real waifus, multi-track drifting and Girlfriend(kari.) To find this, one must realize the sheer horror contained within My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Once that point is reached, together, we can advance into the light. We are here for you, here to help you take the final step.