Weeaboo Heaven

there's no such thing as the friend zone but there is such a thing called being a little bitch you neckbearded fucks i hung dogs from a tree to raise the ROOF and spread my excrement on a thousand garden gnomes to watch them slowly hate their lives only to find out that they were midgets so i feel kinda guilty and fly away on a giant magestic dick. bow down to chin chin. he will get you. i shot hot sauce up my ass and jumped around to get it mixed up inside me and then i died and rode my falcon into hell and when i say falcon i mean my dick and everyone in hell was like oh shit what is that and they see me coming down with these two huge balls it looks like a failed space shuttle with moss and aids, it is absolutely disgusting. repulsed by such gore, the devil himself bans me from hell and begs god to keep me. not a fucking chance. i am banned to a dimension of non existence.