Harem Kings

We're lustful pervy males who need imaginary japanese animated chicks to satisfy our desires. We appreciate the characters who seem to obtain what we could never obtain. They are the idols of all sexually depraved and lonely males. They are the heroes of the shunned males who have never had any female interaction. They are the lucky bastards who have taken all our luck with women. They are the men who live in a world where every single fucking girl is hot as an idol. They are the ones who live in a world where mothers seem to be just as hot if not hotter than their daughters. They are who we ask Santa to transform us into for Christmas. They are who we aspire to be. And for those female main characters who create their reverse harem. You only get to choose one in the end. SO WHY? <span style="color:white">(And you don't count if you have a dick in place of your clitoris.)<!--color--></span> <span style="color:red">Declaration of the Red Pill:<!--color--></span> <div class="spoiler"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style.display='block';this.style.display='none';" value="Show spoiler"> <span class="spoiler_content" style="display:none"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.parentNode.style.display='none';this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[0].style.display='block';" value="Hide spoiler"><br> They had 99 problems, and fucked them all. They've probably fucked your girlfriend. Your mom too. They have been made moderators of /r/theredpill. They get fan-mail from Ron Jeremy. They've been ticketed because they've got fine written all over them. They are the harem kings who have mastered the art of seduction, who gropes tits and spanks ass and gets bitches, and gets pussy accidentally stuck up his dick and fucks it. This is the art of the red pill. So what is the red pill? The metaphors "red pill" and "blue pill" originated from The Matrix. Read that story up, but more recently, there was a growing subreddit known as /r/theredpill (essentially the /r/atheism to feminism) where angsty men who can't accept the fact that not all women are attracted to you through niceness go to learn the art of seduction by being a "bad boy" and discuss rape tactics; last one is a joke. Here in animeland however, we will consider a "red piller" character to be one who pursuits in obtaining romantic or sexual relations with many 2D animated women for any reason. They can range from cheating bastards to perverted harem seekers. (perverted e.g. Hyoudou Issei, unusual e.g. Katsuragi Keima) <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://youtube.com/v/waVinFfw86Y&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/waVinFfw86Y&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><!--spoiler--></span></div> <span style="color:blue">Declaration of the Blue Pill: <!--color--></span> <div class="spoiler"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style.display='block';this.style.display='none';" value="Show spoiler"> <span class="spoiler_content" style="display:none"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.parentNode.style.display='none';this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[0].style.display='block';" value="Hide spoiler"><br> They are dense to the max; approaching infinity. They represent kindness, friendship and sweetness and other heroic qualities. They stand up and says not all vaginas are born equal, only the best shall have my dick. They somehow is able to have hot girls attracted to him and somehow never notices them in a romantic way. They have reformulated the definition of the friendzone. These are the harem kings who have better time spent kicking ass or studying rather than trying to seduce one-dimension pussy, provided that he himself is not a pussy. They may be those who are looking for "the one", yet can get the other 40 slutbags off his dick. Who knows, all you have to know is that they don't want a harem, and they don't need sex to function, but somehow gets the attention of all the women out there and potentially risks getting raped. This is the art of the blue pill. So what is the blue pill? Oppose to a "red piller", a "blue piller" is the opposite, thus the sexual philosophy of the blue pill is the opposite of the red pill. They are supposedly the nice guys who finish last. In reality, chances of a nice guy obtaining a harem is unlikely, more so impossible. However, we will define a "blue piller" character to be a nice guy, one who either ignores romance and sex for the sakes of plot progression, or a homosexual chick magnet. They may pursuit romance, but more rather in a 'nice guy" looking for "the one" way versus the "red pill" way. (celibate e.g. Kamijou Touma) <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://youtube.com/v/-xdo6WBZA4Y&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-xdo6WBZA4Y&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><!--spoiler--></span></div> Join us and you will celebrate the power of the lucky men who claim the title of harem king. Amen. The hall of fame: <div class="spoiler"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style.display='block';this.style.display='none';" value="Show spoiler"> <span class="spoiler_content" style="display:none"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.parentNode.style.display='none';this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[0].style.display='block';" value="Hide spoiler"><br><span style="color:blue">Urashima Keitaro <!--color--></span> <span style="color:red">Itou Makoto <!--color--></span> <span style="color:red">Katsuragi Keima <!--color--></span> <span style="color:blue">Kamijou Touma <!--color--></span> <span style="color:blue">Araragi Koyomi <!--color--></span> <span style="color:blue">Masaki Kenshi <!--color--></span> <span style="color:red">Hyoudou Issei <!--color--></span> <span style="color:red">Phenex Riser <!--color--></span> <span style="color:red">Ousawa Akatsuki <!--color--></span> <span style="color:blue">Itsuka Shidou <!--color--></span> <span style="color:red">Sugisaki Ken <!--color--></span> <span style="color:blue">Tenchi Masaki<!--color--></span><!--spoiler--></span></div> Remember that a harem king does not necessarily have to be a main character (ex. 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