Stephen Harper Appreciation Club

Stephen Harper is the single greatest American sovereign but gets little appreciation among weeaboos and dumbass liberals. It's time to change that. Let's look at how different the world would be if Stephen Harper had his way with everything: -China wouldn't be Communist because Harper would personally punch out every Communist in China (obviously). -9/11 wouldn't have happened because Harper would have flown up into the air, grabbed the hijacker's planes, dove down to the ground and german suplexed them. -The global recession wouldn't have happened because Harper would have sent gangs of his cronies to behead everybody in Wall Street. -Boku no Pico would be a heterosexual anime. -K-On wouldn't have happened. -Native Americans wouldn't have happened.