Middle Child

This club for people who are the middle child. (Copyrighted by Bags) •The Classic = you are the middle sibling of three/five/seven/etc same-sex siblings (3 brothers/sisters). You epitomize the classic MCS patronized by The Brady Bunch’s Jan Brady and Full House’s Stephanie Tanner. You are the figurehead of MCS, the poster boy/girl, the O-riginal. •Oreo = you are the middle sibling and are the opposite sex of both the older and younger siblings. You are the tasty core, the “good stuff,” the delicious filling that is often represented by ice cream. ■Goreo = describes an oreo that is a guy ■Choreo = describes an oreo that is a chick •66 = you are the same sex as either your older or younger sibling, making the two of you 66% of the gender ratio. •Buck = you are the middle child and there is a significant age gap between one/both of your siblings and yourself, like the gap resulting from buck teeth. •Piece-meal or Casserole = you are the middle child from a combination of half-siblings and/or step-siblings; you may combine types if desired (i.e. Piece-meal 66) •Aussie Brew = you are the middle child as a result of being in a Foster family, regardless of the details of your relationship with your parents. •Mutt = you are the middle child as a result of adoption, and you have different ethnic genes than your siblings, regardless of the details of your relationship with your parents. •Carnie = describes ANY middle child of a family with 5+ children. Can be combined with any other type (i.e. Carnie Mutt) ◦Carnie Bird = you are the 3rd of 5 children, representing the middle finger on a hand, or "the bird" •Bootleg = describes anyone who tries to claim MCS fraudulently (anyone with an even number of children in their family: 2nd of 4 kids, 3rd of 4 kids, etc.)