Trigger-chan

Trigger Chan: The 31 Second Corporate Circlejerk
I don't even know where to start with this one. Trigger Chan is by far the best anime I've ever watched. The animation is kick ass, the story is ambiguous yet intriguing and the sound design is amazing. Seriously, I couldn't stop bopping my head to the music.
Story: 10/10
The premise is vague, which is what makes this story such a masterpiece. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." That line perfectly sums up the story of this anime. You watch it, and the story can be whatever the fuck you want it to be.
Art: 10/10
The art is sketchy, ... but fast. It's as if Speed Racer himself ran over the animation in post production. It just has such a sharp yet unique style. Every second of this animation presents you with eye candy. Forget the 24 frames a second rule, I feel like this thing was packed with at least 96 frames a second. The art just blitzes you with color and style. It's fucking awesome.
Sound: 10/10
Oh god, the sound is magnificent. Not only do they make a dubstep song that ACTUALLY gets you hyped, but they synchronise the blasts, booms and slashes up with the music perfectly. As a result, the action contributes to overall rhythm of the song.
Character: 10/10
These characters don't say a single word, yet they all managed to take my breath away. Just from stance and movement alone, we understand these characters and who they are. Their personality shows just from their FIGHTING STYLE ALONE. Take a moment to think about it. Now name one anime that can successfully do that in 12+ episodes. You can't. Because only the gods at Studio Trigger could pull off a move like that, and they don't even need 12+ episodes to do it. They do it in 31 seconds.
Enjoyment: 10/10
I enjoyed every second of it, and I'd sure as shit be lying if I said you won't enjoy it too.
Overall: 10/10
This anime is ingenious. Hundred of years into the future, philosophers will look back at this and think, "This animation right here? Yeah, this is true art." In fact, I'd even go as far as to say that future civilisations will create religions based around Trigger, Muzzle and Spring, who are objectively the three best waifus of all time. You've got a girl in a bikini (Trigger), a badass sniper who is also cute (Muzzle) and a fucking knife wielding loli in a gas mask (Spring). I don't need to say anything else, just, this anime is perfect.

P.S: This review is partially a joke, however I do recommend watching this. It's only half a minute, and I was smiling the whole time.
I wouldn't even be opposed to Studio Trigger making a full series in this style either. Even if it were only 3-6 episodes in length, I'd be all for it. I really hope they do something similar to this in the future.

I am surprised this thing is here, as standalone animation. It's a bonus to livestreamed Luluco. It's like adding anime openings as standalone animations. Reading this paragraph would probably take longer than watching the animation.
But what do I know, eh? Let's give this girl a rating, for cheese sake.

Story: 1
There is none. What did you expect?

Animation: 7
Trigger delivers. I personally love their works for animations, its sketchiness, exaggerated expressions, crazy action shots etc. I only give 7, because other than characters themselves there is little to no design. That's understandible, given the animation's length, so I think 7 is a fair note, eh?

Sound: 7
It ain't ... bad. Fast-paced, fitting the action perfectly. I guess full version would be cool to hear out. Seriously though, 31sec. piece is enough for a demo sample, but way too short for soundtrack.

Character: 6
They ain't bad. Given the studio's gun-related logo and name, characters are named after lock parts. Seems to me they were drawn during animators' leisure time, or as practice for upcoming series. And it turned out well. Other than their looks and affinity with weapons, it's hard to tell anything else. They're not much more than cool-looking OCs drawn by pixiv artists. Let's be fair then, 6 is actually above the completely-average-5-rating, and so are Trigger, Muzzle and Spring.

Enjoyment: 8
So my statements may sound overly serious, criticizing and biased, but hey, Trigger-chan was a nice candy. I liked it. The trio worked together to deliver a bullet from Trigger-gun. That was a metaphor. Not a spoiler. What they do is something completely different.

Overall: 6
As I mentioned before, 6 is still better than nothing-special-5. This animation definitely excels at not being boring. I think it's impossible to skip this one before finishing it. It's not another K-On season.

So, now some of you may be wondering about the pros and cons of Trigger-chan. Let me tell you then, just watch it. Grab the first copy you can, there is no need for a translation, and just watch it.

Why are you still here, you'd finish it 5 times by now!

Straight up review: 31 seconds of pure shit, which basically sums up the entire Studio Trigger itself. It was nice to see Luluco again however, and her two other new friends too. Now to see if this has any sort of relevance in their upcoming future works.

Nice bombastic music to be heard in this, however an amateur can come up with about the same kind of music in half a minute with countless free softwares available online.

If you're gonna watch this, be prepared to lose 31 seconds of your life, however I'm in no position to say this after taking about the ... same time to write this useless review.