Jun 2, 2021
Have you ever just scoured through MAL to find really short shows that are easy to finish so you can get your "completed" list a bit bigger so it doesn't look like you're just a general anime hater that drops half of the shows he watches?
No? Just me?
Well that's how I stumbled upon this show and let me tell you what it is. It's 7 mary sue characters ready to give you some serious manservice with a song to back it up.
All of them are intentionally beautiful and skilled and don't do anything wrong in the video, even intentionally only doing things girls would
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want out of a man/idol to gain addoration/fans which is why I'd call them "perfect husbando material men"
What kind of song? Basically a generic japanese boyband song, and I've never really listened to japanese music, but wierdly enough the genericness reached such a high level even I noticed it.
Now what will these perfect husbando material men do? They'll start off by showing you they're famous and well liked by letting you see them all singing on stage with a happy female crowd admiring them, it implies that since they are beloved you should love them too, but that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Next you'll see them sitting or standing on musical notes or symbols, some of which I don't even recognise; specifically the red haired guy's (red) wierd "X" he does a walk in place on (with of course a red background, cause his personality is "red", nothing seperates one character from the other except their color,).
This by the way is one of very few times you'll see only one of them on screen, because this band is all about the guys having a fun and comradish relationship with each other and the easiest way to show this is by having several of them on screen at the same time.
It wants to show their friendship and closeness but does so in the most simple and uninteresting way you could imagine.
Talking about ships, this is where they go next, and on this ship all of them will show you they all like the exact same things (fishing, sunbathing, being unable to hold on to paper and watching it blow away).
By showing off their wealth they'll make you love them even more since they'll be able to take care of you and your material desires, they can treat you like a princess...
These morons will even all cook for you cause not only are they famous musicians, they're also all masterchefs; specifically at deserts, cause who doesn't like those. Making anything less appealing than desserts might just not create enough desire towards them.
Overall it had pretty good CGI so I'll give it that, although the teeth bothered me a bit, but for someone like myself, who isn't into this band, this will not have any value, and do an incredibly poor job promoting the band.
Reviewer’s Rating: 1
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